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Eddie is a chicken.  He’s yellow.  He’s also a wimp.  Once in a while, he’s even afraid of his own shadow.  He has skinny chicken legs, but they help him run fast.  Eddie grew up and lives on a farm, but he adores the art of Feng Shui and is always rearranging his things to better his life.  He always wears a white karate outfit.  It gives him room to move and makes him feel confident and comfortable.

 Eddie is self sufficient, but has a static every day life until he consulted a psychic and was told he needed to conquer his fears.  He is used to the routine on the farm, even though there are perils there.  He manages the feed supplies and maintains a special garden of blueberries.  He regularly waters them with liquid fertilizer and is trying to grow a giant mega berry.  He’s also in charge of selling kittens and puppies from the new litters to humans who visit the farm. Eddie is pretty provincial and has to be kicked in the butt to improve himself.

 Our anti-hero lives in a gigantic, well organized egg dome.  It has vaulted ceilings and an overly pure white theme.  Eddie has modern devices mailed to him from the city.  His home is ultra clean and has that certain tranquility to it.  There are candles floating in water.  Chinese characters are framed and on the walls.  There are swatches of the lucky color red around the house.  Outside there’s a lot of dust and grime on the farm.

 Eddie was actually adopted.  His parents are two hens.  They are lesbian birds.  There is a neatly framed photo of them in his living room.  They got him as an egg and both sat on it until he hatched.  He still sees his two moms, but they talk a lot and drive him nuts.  They are offside characters.  This explains why he’s quite effeminate and has to overcompensate by occasionally acting tough and pretending he knows more martial arts than he does.